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Our friend doing what he
does best, speech, speech, promises, promises, talk, talk, talk and talk
some more, but not doing what he says he's going to do!!! Do you suppose he just doesn't know that we are watching and are very tired of the dishonesty? |
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Golee, what do I do now!! I know, We'll dazzle them with incompetence! |
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Bumper Sticker of the Year
Trouble Reading - It reads
One Bad Ass Mistake America
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The Lie ClockA man died and went to heaven.
As he stood in front of St.Peter at the Pearly Gates,
he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
He asked, "What are those clocks?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie Clocks.
Everyone on Earth has a Lie Clock.
Every time you tell a lie,
the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is
that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never
moved, indicating that she never told a lie."
"Incredible," said the man, "and whose clock
is that?"
St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's
clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told
only two lies in his life."
"Where's President Obama's clock?" asked
the man.
"Obama's clock is in Jesus's office,
He's using it as a ceiling fan."
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The Dept of Defense briefed the President this morning; they told Obama that 2 Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq . To everyone’s surprise, all the color drained from Obama’s face. Then he collapsed onto his desk, head in his hands, visibly shaken, almost in tears. Finally, he composed himself and asked, ‘Just how many is a brazilin?’ |
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I JUST HEARD THAT THEY ARE GOING TO IMPOSE A 40% TAX ON ASPIRIN BECAUSE IT'S WHITE AND IT WORKS.
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A French doctor says Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can
take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking
for work in six weeks.
A German doctor says That's nothing; we can take a lung out of one
person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.
The Russian doctor says In my country, medicine is so advanced that we
can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have
them both looking for work in two weeks.
An American doctor, not to be outdone, says You guys are way behind. We
recently took a man with no brain out of Illinois , put him in the White
House, and now half the country is looking for work.
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On the Economic Downturn
of the economy, we will have to lay off six of our employees instead. This
has really been bothering me, since I believe we are family here and I
didn't know how to choose who would have to go.
So, this is what I did. I walked through our parking lot and found six
'Obama' bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have decided
these folks will be the ones to let go. I can't think of a more fair way to approach
this problem. They voted for change, I gave it to them.
I will see the rest of you at the annual company picnic.
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